That was FUCKED up
That was FUCKED up
OH MY GOD
‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’
what if i cut off your left leg
would that make you stronger
this is a golden post
No matter how many times I see this, I still can’t decide whose face is the best.
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
I T ’ S F I N E T O B E W E I R D .
Mexico’s 7.2 Earthquake at a Swimming Pool
imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers
so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off
out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular
Let’s make this situation even better. Both of you are wearing TAP SHOES, and all of the floors are hardwood.
[AGGRESSIVELY ATTEMPTS TO GO TO BED]
Universal Television just shipped its Emmy mailer to TV academy members. Inside is a private code to gain access at NBCAwardsScreeningRoom so voters can stream eligible programs. Also enclosed: these DVDs —
Disk 4: “Hannibal” (“Mukozuuke”), “Revolution” (“Dreamcatcher”), “Believe” (“Pilot”), “Grimm” (“Mommy Dearest”), “Dracula” (“The Devil’s Waltz”)
Oh my god
Don’t screw this up Emmy people
I wonder why they picked Mukozuke though..
Mukozuke had the widest range of scenery, techniques, performers, action and drama.
Basically they felt it showed everything off the most, and I’m likely to agree
finish this sentence: m
y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.
What the actual fuck
u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure
the fridge: there and back again