Me when I first started listening to night vale and me currently listening to night vale
When I first started
Cecil:don't. Go. In. The. Dog park.
Me:wHY I DONT UNDERSTAND WHATS GOING ON WHATS WRONG WITH THE DOGPARK WHAT EVEN IS NIGHTVALE
Me listening to it now
Cecil:So far, no scout has attained the coveted position of eternal scout, but we have heard that two local boys, Franklin Wilson and Barton Donovan, have earned the invisibility badge which is a pre-requisite for the rank
Me:oh good for them, they deserve the eternal scout rank