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dropeverythingnow23:

Legolas came back south with Gimli, and he brought many of his people from Greenwood the Great (so they call it now). They say it was a wonderful sight to see companies of Dwarves and Elves journeying together. The Elves have made the City, the land where Prince Faramir lives, more beautiful than ever.Yes, Legolas will stay there, at any rate as long as Gimli does.

When King Elessar gave up his life Legolas followed at last the desire of his heart and sailed over Sea. We have heard that Legolas took Gimli Glóin’s son because of their great friendship, greater than any that has been between Elf and Dwarf.”

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Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.

Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”

“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”

“How about me?”

He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”

She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.

“Your wife.

"Bedtime Story" by Jeffrey Whitmore (via dondaario)

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sebstans:

"After a while, all the visits with nutritionists and 4 a.m gym workouts just put you on autopilot. I had to train in krav maga, this fighting style where you learn how to do things like kill an opponent with an espresso cup. But when you see the payoff onscreen , it’s totally worth it.”

sebstans:

"After a while, all the visits with nutritionists and 4 a.m gym workouts just put you on autopilot. I had to train in krav maga, this fighting style where you learn how to do things like kill an opponent with an espresso cup. But when you see the payoff onscreen , it’s totally worth it.”

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aeonbaby:

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commanderabutt:

IF YOU DON’T GET THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PANSEXUALS AND BISEXUALS THEN you’re pretty normal i mean lots of people use the definitions and words interchangeably so your confusion is valid and not at all bigoted as some might say

dude sometimes even we get confused like i thought i was bisexual for 7 years before i actually realised i’m pansexual

same bro

I like this post.

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